(via paulina)
moist is my least favourite word in the english language.
you only hate moist because you hate woman, vaginas, and cake.
that’s right, i hate woman. not women, but woman.
and you know very well that i love both vaginas AND cake, and some combination of the two has been my dream for the last several years.
my father sitting in my empire of boxes waiting for help to arrive to move me.
one of the few...
Let’s not forget…
Day 177 ~ February 24, 2012
It was cold and dark and so I had to be quick.
(Too quick, as it...
IKNOWRIGHT. It’s so adorable. I was smiling the entire time I was making it. I’ve been waiting so...
I just don’t know where anybody’s gonna find the elk nuggets.