Someone should make a fake Rick Santorum account and have him find a time machine and make tweets about the different periods he visits.
“12/06/1865: An amendment was passed today abolishing slavery. Half of the country just had their property stripped from them. As president I will work to protect a citizen’s right to pursuit of property.”
“8/18/1920: Today, half of the population had their rights stripped away to be shared with WOMEN. As president I will work to protect the rights of men.”
“7/4/1776: Declaration of Independence signed today! Snuck a picture when no one was looking.
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