The Lana Del Rey backlash backlash is more fun than the initial LDR backlash.
Listening to Video Games is still more fun than any of the freaking out about collagen or stage names.
The vast majority of this record is given over to rhapsodizing over some hunky, dangerous fella, and none of the alterations — sonic, biographical, cosmetic — allegedly made to the real-life Lana/Lizzy could distort the truth as thoroughly as her unrelenting Ooh He’s a Bad, Bad, Sexy Man routine. It’s instructive to picture what this guy would actually look like IRL, some clown with a real emotional haircut, Crocs hanging off his feet, Urban Outfitters leather jacket hung over his IKEA futon, remnants of that Taco Bell burrito with the Fritos in it congregating at the corners of his mouth as he binges on Skyrim, blasts “Pumped Up Kicks” on infinite repeat, and gargles dozens of shots of, like, Goldschläger.
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The vast majority of this record is given over to rhapsodizing over some hunky, dangerous fella, and none of the...
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Want to see why Spin is going to 140-character reviews on Twitter only? This piece-of-garbage article is a good...
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Based on Rob Harvilla’s review of Lana Del Rey’s Born to Die, it sounds like he disliked it a lot more than 6 out of 10...
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The Lana Del Rey backlash backlash is more fun than the initial LDR backlash. Listening to Video Games is still more fun...
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