February 2010
“On Friday, President Obama appeared before House Republicans during a historic...”
– Seth Meyers, Weekend Update (via inothernews) (via savingpaper) (via apsies) (via think4yourself) (via ericmortensen)
January 2010
a drunk quote:
folish:
they got comedy from the Bible?
I’ve read that book. It’s not fucking funny.
-me
(I have a comparative religion degree …arroganceselfpromotion)
U.S. suspends medical evacuations from Haiti |... →
frybros:
bowfolk:
champagnecandy:
abbyjean:
The U.S. military said on Friday it has stopped flying Haitian earthquake victims to the United States for medical attention following concerns by some state governments about who will pay for the treatment.
“At this moment in time, yes, the flights have stopped,” said Navy Captain Kevin Aandahl, a spokesman for the U.S. Transportation Command,...
“We had lost 650,000 jobs in December [2008] - I’m assuming your’e not faulting...”
– President Obama | TPMDC
I keep asking myself why the Republicans would have agreed to let Obama smack down their nonsense for 90 minutes on live television. And I keep coming to the same conclusion. They’ve started to believe their own bullshit. These people weren’t at all prepared for Obama to...
Van Halen's concert contract actually contained...
deathcannon:
ohyeahfacts:
Though the request seemed silly, it was actually to make sure the venue staff read and complied with the entire technical contract.
(source)
“i had to beat them to death with their own shoes…but that’s an entirely different story…”
“You don’t meet a lot of people that you really like. I don’t anyway.”
– Nick Cave (via shabbydoll) (via suzywire) (via rememo) (via paganpoetry) (via enjoybjork)
“Basically, his address boiled down to, ‘Fuck me? Oh, no no no, my friend. Fuck...”
– Jon Stewart on President Obama’s State of the Union Address (via bringmethathorizon) (via think4yourself) (via virtualephemera) (via apsies) (via mikehudack) (via ericmortensen)
slowlydownward:
lukees:
hypem:
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A RESPONSE BY AN ASPIRING SCREENWRITER WHOSE...
deathcannon:
youmightfindyourself:
Dear Paramount Pictures,
Thank you for considering my screenplay. While I appreciate your comments, I feel I must clarify a few things in regards to similarities you feel my screenplay has with this Robocop movie you brought up repeatedly.
First, my screenplay, Cyber Policeman: Operation CrimeKill, is not just about some robot cop. It is about a cyborg...
