Trapped In The Smallest Crack In The Wall
theshoutfactory:

The third Mini-Poster reveal for Volume XXXI (The Turkey Day Collection)! Electrified, carnivorous worms attack in ‘Squirm’!

"YOU GON’ BE THE WORM FACE, NOW!"
heysquirrel

theshoutfactory:

The third Mini-Poster reveal for Volume XXXI (The Turkey Day Collection)! Electrified, carnivorous worms attack in ‘Squirm’!

"YOU GON’ BE THE WORM FACE, NOW!"

heysquirrel

i like making friends at work

i like making friends at work

eatin’ a cheeto! #squirrel

eatin’ a cheeto! #squirrel

at Home

at Home

not usually a fan of bathroom selfies but i feel like i actually look pretty good today despite how insanely stressed out i am about my upcoming wedding (also excited, of course). (at Mom & Dad’s)

not usually a fan of bathroom selfies but i feel like i actually look pretty good today despite how insanely stressed out i am about my upcoming wedding (also excited, of course). (at Mom & Dad’s)

at Home

at Home

heysquirrel and i are both feeling sick, but it’s a good excuse to break in our new next gen hoodies

heysquirrel and i are both feeling sick, but it’s a good excuse to break in our new next gen hoodies

An appeal to gentlemen

zoetica:

G’s thoughts on yesterday’s gross sex-message and gentlemanliness. Also, guess the cat’s out of the bag.

♡(*´∀`*)人(*´∀`*)♡

lettersofcontempt
:

This is a post for guys, by a guy, to educate our gender so that we stop being a fucking embarrassment. Women, you most likely already feel all of this in your bones, but feel free to read anyway.

Today, my wife, Zo, received a message on tumblr that I wish I didn’t have to include. Alas, it is crucial to this article, so here goes:

I’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck. —some random dude

Now, I can find plenty of reasons to find this disturbing. I’ll leave the reason for this writeup for last - let’s get the less important reasons out of the way before that. I feel like writing a treatise on my decidedly male reactions, and why the first one is subtly wrong.

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unlike anyone else i’ve ever talked to about #interpol , “our love to admire” is my favorite of their albums, and i quite enjoy self-titled, so i am extremely excited to listen to “el pintor” on #vinyl  (at Home)

unlike anyone else i’ve ever talked to about #interpol , “our love to admire” is my favorite of their albums, and i quite enjoy self-titled, so i am extremely excited to listen to “el pintor” on #vinyl (at Home)

at Home

at Home

at Home

at Home

‘Subtle Body’ by These Arms Are Snakesthey butterflied the muscles in my back
in order to give me wings
i never asked
i never asked for that

‘Subtle Body’ by These Arms Are Snakes
they butterflied the muscles in my back in order to give me wings i never asked i never asked for that

‘Lean on the Ghost’ by Young Widowsperfect soundtrack for the storm currently raging outside

‘Lean on the Ghost’ by Young Widows
perfect soundtrack for the storm currently raging outside